{"id":18,"date":"2007-04-14T15:55:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-14T22:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2007-07-31T07:35:37","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T14:35:37","slug":"how-do-you-spell-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"How do you spell &#8220;dork&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You start with a capital &#8220;b,&#8221; end with a lowercase &#8220;y,&#8221; and add the letters &#8220;e,&#8221; &#8220;t&#8221; and &#8220;s&#8221; (in that order) in the middle.<\/p>\n<p>A 6ish mile run was on the docket today; it was to be a solo run given my darling is still easing into running.  I had considered another neighborhood run, but decided to get a change of scenery and head to Seward Park, where I&#8217;d start with a 2-mile loop around the park, then head along Lake Washington Blvd. and back for another 4+ miles.  Although cloudy, the day promised to provide enough sun breaks to make the run thoroughly enjoyable.<\/p>\n<p>My day started as usual &#8212; lollygagging on the couch reading through food and fitness blogs, figuring out what tunes to plug into my iPod, eating a hearty bowl of steelcut oats with a couple of bananas.  I was particularly psyched to get a copy of AC\/DCs &#8220;Thunderstruck&#8221; from my darling as I thought it would be a perfect starting song (my other favorite is the live version of Metallica&#8217;s &#8220;Enter Sandman,&#8221; but I didn&#8217;t want to overplay it for fear I&#8217;d get bored).  I also threw in some B-52s (&#8220;Rock Lobster,&#8221; &#8220;My Own Private Idaho&#8221;) and the Sugar Hill Gang&#8217;s &#8220;Rapster&#8217;s Delight&#8221; for good measure.  Not only was I looking forward to a new mix of music, I was eager to try out my new iPod armband (it&#8217;s getting where long shirts and coats with pockets will be much too hot).<\/p>\n<p>I threw some money, my ID, cell phone and a mango Clif Shot into my wallet\/water belt and was on my way.  Halfway there I realized I had forgotten my watch; oh well, I can just use the stopwatch on my iPod.  Besides, I wasn&#8217;t running for time today; I just wanted to get a good workout (running steady the entire time; no walk breaks).<\/p>\n<p>By the time I arrived at the park most of the parking spots were taken (the day was getting increasingly nicer), but fortunately I found one.  Stopped at the potties for one final pee break and then got my gear on.  I started the stopwatch, and then hit my running playlist.  No AC\/DC.  Hmmmm.  I turned up the volume, but still nothing.<\/p>\n<p><em>(big sigh)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m about to admit this:<\/p>\n<p>It was then I realized I DIDN&#8217;T HAVE MY EARBUDS IN.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, they weren&#8217;t even plugged into my iPod.<\/p>\n<p>Even worse, they were sitting in my purse on the kitchen counter at home.  D&#8217;OH!<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps what they say about blondes is true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You start with a capital &#8220;b,&#8221; end with a lowercase &#8220;y,&#8221; and add the letters &#8220;e,&#8221; &#8220;t&#8221; and &#8220;s&#8221; (in that order) in the middle. A 6ish mile run was on the docket today; it was to be a solo run given my darling is still easing into running. I had considered another neighborhood run, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fitness-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}