{"id":25,"date":"2007-05-08T10:43:03","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T17:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2007-09-28T06:55:12","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T13:55:12","slug":"fashion-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Fashion catastrophe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Sporty.jpg\" title=\"Sporty Spice\" alt=\"Sporty Spice\" align=\"left\" border=\"1\" height=\"408\" hspace=\"1\" vspace=\"1\" width=\"274\" \/>I&#8217;ve never been much of a girly-girl, and as I&#8217;ve gotten older I&#8217;m less so.  Sure, I like to look cute, but I just can&#8217;t be bothered with all the rigmarole.  Rarely do I wear makeup, and I often go months without getting my hair trimmed.  After all, when I cook I just slick my hair back into a ponytail and place a chef&#8217;s skullcap on top (I don&#8217;t think my clients would appreciate my hair in their food).<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, when I do eventually get my hair cut and colored, I absolutely love it and wonder why I didn&#8217;t do so sooner.  But inevitably several more months go by before I make another appointment (although given all the compliments I&#8217;ve received on my recent haircut, I think I&#8217;ll be visiting my hair stylist much more frequently).<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s clothes shopping.  UGH!  I just can&#8217;t be bothered.  However, my weight loss over the past two years has made shopping a necessary evil (yes, it&#8217;s a nice problem to have).  I&#8217;m pretty much set for my winter clothes, but now that spring is here it&#8217;s time for a few more.  Plus we have our France trip coming up, so my wardrobe needs to be classed up a bit.  I just don&#8217;t think jeans and my Curious George, Spongebob Squarepants or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcphee.com\/items\/M6037.html\" title=\"Blinky\" target=\"_blank\">Blinky the Eyelash Mite<\/a> t-shirts are going to cut it in Paris.  But I just detest the whole clothes-shopping experience.<\/p>\n<p>As a tall woman, trying to find clothes that fit well has been a life-long hassle.  During my teen years, if it weren&#8217;t for men&#8217;s Levis I&#8217;d be walking around in high-waters.  (The men&#8217;s Levis came in different inseams, whereas the women&#8217;s jeans just came in a standard inseam).  On the rare occasion I found women&#8217;s jeans or slacks that were long enough, I didn&#8217;t care how much I paid; they were MINE!  These days it&#8217;s a bit easier finding longer pants, but I still often have to shop online to find them.<\/p>\n<p>The other thing I hate about shopping is the sales clerks.  Sure, they try to be helpful &#8212; &#8220;Is there anything I can help you find?&#8221; &#8212; but the problem is I rarely know WHAT I&#8217;m looking for.  I&#8217;ll know it when I see it.  I doubt if I were to say, &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m looking for shoes\/pants\/tops\/shorts\/what-have-you that are cute, fit me well, don&#8217;t cost too much, are in a color I like, or in a color I don&#8217;t normally buy but once I try it on I see how flattering it is, are well made and aren&#8217;t too trendy.  What do you have?&#8221; they&#8217;d know how to answer.  So I just say, &#8220;No thanks, I&#8217;m just browsing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I also hate the whole clothes-trying-on ordeal.  Inevitably I have to try on all sorts of sizes, so I end up sweaty with staticky hair.  Plus, nothing makes me feel fatter or dumpier than the mirrors and lighting in a dressing room.  And what&#8217;s up with those rooms with half doors?  I&#8217;m tall, people!  I don&#8217;t want to be showing the entire world my jumblies when I&#8217;m trying on tops.  That&#8217;s probably why I end up with a lot of clothes from Costco.  I just throw the item into my cart (sometimes in a couple of different sizes), try it on at home in front of MY mirror under MY lighting.  If it doesn&#8217;t fit I just take it back and spend the money on a bag of peanut butter-filled pretzels.  Easy peasy.<\/p>\n<p>So, where I&#8217;m I going with this rant?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I had a short cook date yesterday (I was done by 2 p.m.) and since it was too hot to go running at that hour I decided to do some shopping.  First up was Target (yes, I realize that&#8217;s not the best store for classier clothing, but I wanted to check out their fitness wear).  I spied a really cute salmon-colored dress, along with a couple of fun summer tops.  I also grabbed a Champion running skort.  While I love Target, most of their clothes just don&#8217;t fit me well.  All were discarded save for the skort (although I did score on a new hard-bottomed canvas tote for my cooking utensils).<\/p>\n<p>I then headed across the street to The Mall.  I don&#8217;t know what it is about malls, but they just seem to sap all of my energy.  Fortunately there weren&#8217;t many people at 2 p.m. on a Monday (I can barely survive five minutes during the Christmas season), but I still wanted to get in and out rather quickly.  I&#8217;d like to get another pair of dressier walking shoes for Paris (I just bought an adorable pair of black <a href=\"http:\/\/www.keenfootwear.com\/pdp_page.cfm?productID=209\" title=\"Keen Footwear\" target=\"_blank\">Keen Mary Janes<\/a> at REI) so my first stop was Macy&#8217;s.  While they had some very cute shoes, they were too casual.  Next up was Nordstrom where I found some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merrellboot.com\/Shop\/Detail.aspx?NavID=FT-TW-MOC&amp;PID=11515\" title=\"Merrells\" target=\"_blank\">brown Merrells<\/a>.  I really thought I scored since it was the last pair of 9 1\/2s they had, but unfortunately they were just a tad too big.  I then headed up the escalator to check out other clothes, but only got a few feet into the second level when I got overwhelmed.<\/p>\n<p>I often have luck at The Gap, so that was my next stop.  This time, I did score.  They actually had a pair of brown slacks in long (rarely do I find the longs in the retail stores; I typically have to go online).  Even better &#8212; they were a size 10!  Of course, I know I&#8217;m just kidding myself.  I used to wear a size 10 when I was 20 pounds lighter, so I think there is some truth about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/15319430\/site\/newsweek\/\" title=\"MSNBC article\" target=\"_blank\">U.S. clothing companies getting more generous with their sizing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>By now I lost all patience for finding dressier tops and shoes, but thought I&#8217;d swing through Macy&#8217;s once again to see if they had any good sales on fitness wear.  Success!  I scored the top you see in the photo for $19 (originally $38) and a long-sleeved Nike running top for just $15 (originally $40).  Why is it I have much more luck with fitness clothing?<\/p>\n<p>When my neighbor saw me in this get-up she dubbed me Sporty Spice (although given I just ran 8 miles, I think &#8220;Sweaty Spice&#8221; is more accurate).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell ya what I want, what I really-really want.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been much of a girly-girl, and as I&#8217;ve gotten older I&#8217;m less so. Sure, I like to look cute, but I just can&#8217;t be bothered with all the rigmarole. Rarely do I wear makeup, and I often go months without getting my hair trimmed. 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