{"id":26,"date":"2007-05-15T07:20:10","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T14:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2007-09-28T06:55:51","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T13:55:51","slug":"a-slackers-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"A slacker&#8217;s haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three days in L.A.<br \/>\nAttending workshop on food<br \/>\nExercise?  Get real.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday &#8212; slept in;<br \/>\nNo cardio, no ab lab;<br \/>\nBagged afternoon run.<\/p>\n<p>The couch? It called me.<br \/>\nAte truffle popcorn, drank wine.<br \/>\nFell asleep by nine.<\/p>\n<p>But a new day dawns.<br \/>\nJog bra, running shoes are on.<br \/>\nJiggle butt be gone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three days in L.A. Attending workshop on food Exercise? Get real. Yesterday &#8212; slept in; No cardio, no ab lab; Bagged afternoon run. The couch? It called me. Ate truffle popcorn, drank wine. Fell asleep by nine. But a new day dawns. Jog bra, running shoes are on. Jiggle butt be gone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fitness-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eatdrinkrunwoman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}